The Tories can't even impose their will on a bunch of Irish God Botherers they outnumber 30 to 1.
How the Hell are they going to beat Europe into submission?
Agreeing a deal with a party that is basically on your side shouldn't be so bloody difficult, woman!
Theresa May said she'd thrash Labour ... She didn't.
She said she's bend the DUP to her will ... She didn't.
She says she'll negotiate a deal of absolute awesomeness with Europe ... Given her track record, how do you think that will work out?
Still, third one's a charm, eh, Tessa?
Jeremy Corbyn is far better at talking to Irish people!