Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Mr Michael Gove:
And by 'charged' I mean 'told to by David Cameron' not 'in legal trouble because of'! Though you'd think taking a blow torch to the legal protection of British citizens might merit the latter sort of charging.
And here is Mr Iain Duncan Smith, showing Ed Miliband that there is life after losing the leadership:
Iain is clearly very happy. And who can blame him for feeling chipper? He's just been charged (again, in the 'told to by David Cameron' sense) with hacking a further £12 billion out of the welfare budget. Obviously, Iain isn't going to be feeling any of these cuts, otherwise he might not be looking quite so smug.