Telegraph: People look different after 40 years SHOCK!!

I kid you not. The Telegraph saw fit to advise us David Bowie looks older and less youthful than he did 40 years ago!

The reclusive singer has been pictured in New York on a rare public outing dressed in grey cap and hooded top, bearing little resemblance to the fashion icon of the 1970s.

Fuck me! I never realised that people got older and looked different. When did this start happening? I'm sure, under Labour, it did not occur! Omnishambles!

 Other than that, David Bowie is not allowed to die. That is all.

Coalition scorecard: Gary McKinnon

+1 ... Right decision on Gary McKinnon.

OVERALL: -1/10. Another small boost as the coalition shows a Better-Than-New-Labour level of concern for British citizens, in the midst of its economic idiocy.